You look hungry...

I hate it when this happens...

2012-01-27T17:47:00.000-06:00

Last night my son -- he moved into our building as part of his nefarious plot to never buy groceries again -- came in from work and announced that he was over whatever bug had plagued him for days and he was hungry.

I have 16 credit hours and a job, and all my classes are Monday through Thursday. I wasn't really planning on cooking so much as I was planning on having them fend for themselves. But I'm a Mom, his Mom, first and foremost, so I fed the boy.

I went into the kitchen with no idea what the hell I was going to make, I just started cooking. I started with a Near East Rice Pilaf -- Garlic and Herb, to be exact, and I cooked it in the automatic rice cooker. If you don't have one of these, get one. It will change your life at least as much as the Shins.

While the rice cooked, I looked in the fridge and on the shelves. I had quite an assortment of veggies...I decided that I would bake chicken and rice and veggies, and that it would be hearty enough to fill him up yet not too rich and heavy after he had been feeling puny for a few days.

Now, I try to keep my life simple. So I pretty much always have chicken breast marinating in some sort of acid-based dressing, because it keeps for days and just gets more flavorful the longer it soaks. But I also pick up a rotisserie chicken in the deli at Price Chopper when they have a special, and it just so happened that I had one of those in my fridge as well. While I chopped veggies, Tom cleaned most of the white meat from the breasts and put it aside for me.

I started by ever-so-slightly steaming a couple of cups of cauliflower, and while it steamed I sauteed half an onion, three stalks of celery, twelve baby bellas and half a yellow bell pepper in one tablespoon each of butter and olive oil. I chopped a couple of cups of broccoli into smallish florettes and left them raw.

When the rice was almost done, I put it in the bottom of a deep, covered baking dish and spread it evenly, and in a large mixing bowl I combined the raw broccoli, a can of water chestnuts (drained), the sauteed veggies, the steamed cauliflower and the chicken breast that I had chopped into cubes. After thoroughly mixing the chicken and veggies, I covered the rice with the mixture.

Then I set that aside while I made the sauce...

Three cups of veggie broth
Three tablespoons corn starch
two tablespoons of cream cheese
dash of soy sauce

Thicken the broth with the corn starch, blend in the cream cheese to make it creamy and the soy to add salt and a tiny bit of color. Pour the sauce over the veggies and rice and bake for about a half hour at 325-350. The objective is to get it hot through, and for the sauce to barely boil, but the veggies to be hot but remain slightly crisp.

It was one of those necessity-as-mother-of-invention meals that turned out better than I anticipated and I will definitely make again, and before I was finished with dinner I was kicking myself for not taking a picture.

Mmmmm...Pie...

2011-12-26T08:46:00.010-06:00

I consider myself something of a pie prodigy. My grandma taught me when I was a wee sprout that the best pie crust is made from ice-cold ingredients -- and she did it without a Cuisinart, using a pastry-cutter like a Barbarian.

The first time someone sees one of my pies, if it's a two-crust pie, they always smile at the way I vent my crust, and where the idea came from is actually a pretty cool story.

My middle kid is a Pastry Chef. A real one. She makes her living doing really elaborate and beautiful things. But before she was a professional chef, she was a curious kid who liked to spend time in the kitchen with me. I used the fact that she liked to cook and her siblings and father had to eat as the antidote to middle-kid-itis.

One cold, grey day when she was eight and March was coming in like a lion, we were baking pies and she asked me why I made cuts in the top crust before I put it in the oven. I explained that the fruit had a high water content and that it would turn into steam in the hot oven, and that if it wasn't vented, the filling would be watery, the bottom crust would be soggy and the top crust would be tough. She scrunched up her face and agreed that pie wouldn't be anyone's favorite dessert, let alone practically everyone's, if the top crust wasn't vented. Then she added "but it's still boring."

That's when the lightbulb came on. I knew where two teeny-tiny cookie cutters were -- they were in my kitchen "junk drawer." A couple of weeks before, she had taken the cookies for the Valentine's day party, and we had made a flying trip to the closest big box store for a heart-shaped cookie cutter when it was discovered five minutes before we rolled out the dough that ours had been...for want of a better word...smooshed. The only ones left in the store on February 13 was a card with four of them nested together. We had tossed the two smallest ones in the junk drawer, thinking they may have a future use with playdough, but they had no future as cookie cutters.

I took them out of the drawer and told Chev "I have an idea..."

When we rolled out the top crust for our second pie, I gave her the two little hearts and lightly drew a circle in the flour on the top of the dough with my finger and said "use these and cut five or six hearts out inside the circle." She lit up like the proverbial Christmas tree and thought about where she wanted to put each and every heart.

We gave the first pie out of the oven to Lucy and Martin next door, and after dinner, she took great delight in bringing her pie to the table and showing it to her dad, who displayed the appropriate level of excitement at her brilliant idea.

And from that day forward, we never just cut a boring old slit in a pie crust ever again.

Perfect Pie Crust

14 Tablespoons Butter, frozen
2 1/4 Cups flour, in the freezer overnight
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon baking powder
5-7 Tablespoons iced club soda
1 Tablespoon cider vinegar

Put all the dry ingredients in the food processor and pulse to blend thoroughly. Chop up the frozen butter and put it in the bowl of the processor and cut the butter into the cold flour. Remove the lid, make a well in the flour and spoon in five tablespoons cold club soda and the tablespoon of vinegar into the well. Pulse to mix then turn on high for a few seconds. If the dough starts to come together in a ball, it's good. If not, add more club soda, a tablespoon at a time, until it does. Once the dough forms a ball, turn it out onto a floured board, work briefly and form a ball.

This recipe makes enough crust for one two-crust pie or two one-crust pies. If making two one-crust pies, divide the dough in half, work into two equal size balls, flatten to discs, wrap in plastic wrap, and chill for at least an hour, two is better and overnight is best. When I am making a two-crust pie, I don't divide the dough in half. Instead I make about a 2/5 - 3/5 split.

Roll it out about 3/8" thick, turn into a glass pie dish and form it, making sure to work out any bubbles. For a one-crust pie, press the edge with a fork, trim the excess, prick the bottom with a fork, fill, cover the edges of the pie with foil and bake until the filling is done and the crust is golden brown.

For a lattice pie, reduce the amount of the ingredients as follows:

9 Tablespoons Butter
1 1/2 Cup + 1 1/2 Tablespoons flour
1/8 teaspoon baking powder
1/4 teaspoon salt
1 1/2 teaspoon vinegar
3 1/2-5 Tablespoons iced club soda

For a single crust:

8 Tablespoons Butter
1 1/3 Cup + 4 Tablespoons flour
1/8 teaspoon baking powder
1/4 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon vinegar
2 1/2-4 Tablespoons iced club soda

So...Christmas happened...

2011-12-26T08:03:00.004-06:00

You know the drill -- I cook for two days and they tear through it, leaving carnage and debris, in something south of fifteen minutes. Then they ask for pie.

On Christmas Eve, I made eight dozen cookies and four dozen traditional Bohemian pastries, from my immigrant grandmother's recipe for Kolaches. (They're involved and complicated, we'll get to them in a separate post all their own.)

On Christmas Day, I made the pies, so they would still be slightly warm when they were served. This was possible because my son lives downstairs and I used his oven for the ham and the baked sweet potatoes. Upstairs, I made the sides: Spinach Salad, steamed Brussell's sprouts, rice pilaf, angel biscuits, and a bourbon-and-brown-sugar sauce.

None of that is noteworthy. We eat four or five spinach salads a week, we have Brussell's sprouts at least twice, whole grain rice pilaf is my go-to side dish, and I make fresh bread -- literally every single day -- in my bread machine. Literally nothing about the meal was out of the ordinary, outside the quantity cooked, about anything on the table yesterday.

But pie...that's a different story...

That post is coming along...

There is no such thing as wasted leftover rice

2011-12-19T09:59:00.002-06:00

That epiphany came to me yesterday morning as I was cleaning up after breakfast.

We eat a lot of hot cereal for breakfast; cracked wheat, oatmeal, rice, Cream of Wheat, all the classics. Yesterday morning our Sunday brunch was built around a bowl of rice sweetened with local honey and a dash of cinnamon. Along with that, we had an apple each, a half a plum, a piece of toast and a pair of soft-boiled eggs.

We were full and miserable too, but in a Chinese food sort of way...it passed quickly.

An hour later I was in the kitchen cleaning up and there was about 3/4 of a cup of rice left in the rice cooker. I looked at the shelf behind me and saw the ingredients for baked pasta that would keep for a day and changed my mind about what to have for dinner.

Instead of Florentine baked shells, I would make a hearty mushroom soup with lots of green veggies...I used chicken broth for my base, but this could easily be converted to a vegan-friendly quite easily:

6 cups stock (chicken or vegetable)

Bring to a boil then reduce heat and simmer with a couple of bay leaves.

1 cup chopped celery
3 cups sliced baby bellas
garlic butter, or olive oil, to saute celery and mushrooms

1 cup fresh green beans, cut into 1-inch pieces
1 cup frozen or leftover peas*
1/2 cup chopped baby carrot and/or a small sweet potato, peeled and cut into small cubes. (Optional, but adds nice color.)

4-6 cups spinach
2 cups broccoli florettes
1 bunch scallions, chopped, including the green tops.

Add sauteed celery and mushrooms to broth, peas and green beans. Let simmer for about 15 minutes, then remove a cup of broth to cool and add four-six cups of fresh baby spinach. (It will cook down. A lot.) About ten minutes after the spinach is added, thoroughly mix four tablespoons of corn starch into the broth that you removed to cool (add an ice cube if necessary) and return it to the pan to thicken the soup. Once thickened, add the broccoli and scallions, and any leftover rice you have -- white, long grain, pilaf, whatever...

When the broccoli is bright green, turn off the heat, transfer it to a tureen and serve.

Sprinkle with crumbed feta and serve with pita crackers.

*if using pea pods, don't add them now, add them later, with the broccoli and scallions

Easy spinach, chicken and ricotta tortelloni

2009-02-01T21:06:00.001-06:00

These tortelloni are surprisingly easy to make. They aren't quite "official" tortelloni, because the dough is square instead of round, and because I used wonton skins instead of semolina pasta dough. But they work well enough, and they're easy.

The filling:

4 oz. cooked chicken. I used the frozen cooked chicken from Trader Joe's.
1/2 bag frozen chopped spinach
4-6 cloves garlic, minced
16-oz. container ricotta (I used fat free and it worked fine)
Grated parmesan cheese, about 3-4 tablespoons
salt & pepper to taste.

Defrost the spinach and squeeze out excess moisture. Cut chicken into chunks.
Heat some olive oil in a frypan and lightly saute the garlic with the spinach. Remove from heat and put in food processor with the chicken. Pulse until well chopped, almost to a paste. Remove from food processor and add ricotta, parmesan, salt, pepper. Mix till well blended.

To make the tortelloni, open a package of wonton skins. On each skin, brush all 4 edges with beaten egg. Put about 1 rounded teaspoon of filling in the center. Fold into a triangle, press to seal, then press the two sealed edges again with a fork. Squeeze out all air pockets if you can. Then pinch the long center to wrap the points as shown. What you end up with will look like a wonton. Put a damp towel over the finished tortelloni until you're ready to cook them. Save whatever filling you have left to make chicken florentine later in the week.

To cook, boil water in a wok or similar pan. Add tortelloni gently and simmer -- do not rolling boil -- about 3 minutes. Remove from pot with slotted spoon.

These are good with just some good marinara sauce and freshly grated parmesan.

(cross posted at Brilliant at Breakfast)

those traditional thanksgiving clams

2008-12-23T17:42:00.005-06:00

one great thing about the holidays (some years, the only great thing) is the wonderful foodstuffs, meals and treats that we indulge in. fruitcake aside (as far aside as possible) there's a literal cornucopia of great dishes we prepare and consume as part of the festivities.

but i'm using this space to consider the non-traditional fare that i've come across in the last few years. i'm reminded of one thanksgiving many years ago when mrs. skippy and i had neither the time nor energy nor the inclination to spend a day and a half preparing a huge turkey dinner w/all the trimmings. we decided that year to celebrate the bountiful harvest by having spaghetti w/clam sauce, one of our fav dishes in the non-holiday days.

our joke, from then on, was the "traditional holiday clams."

another great food we enjoy this time of year can only be found up beachwood canyon in los angeles. beachwood canyon is a lovely series of roads that snake into the hollywood hills (and in fact, is where the famous hollywood sign resides). a few blocks up the canyon on gower street is the convent of the angels, one of the last convents in america where the dominican nuns are cloistered.

and the hip foodies in los angeles know that this time of year is when the nuns offer their home-made ('convent-made'?) pumpkin bread for sale. better than fruitcake, more substantial than any holiday pie, but not as over-sweet as cakes, this great bread has the texture and quality of fresh-baked gingerbread, only with the taste of pumpkin.

the pumpkin bread makes great gifts, because not only is it delicious, the whole story of cloistered nuns making dessert from scratch is a rather christmas-y kind of tale to start with.

mrs. skippy and i always buy a few for presents to co-workers and friends, and are sure to keep a couple of extra loaves for our own holidays.

does anyone else have some non-traditional tradtions for holiday treats?

[cross-posted at skippy the bush kangaroo]

Happy Hanukkah!

2008-12-21T17:46:00.002-06:00

Rugelach

2008-12-21T12:56:00.001-06:00

These delicate little cookies are a decadent, melt-in-your-mouth treat that I make once a year, for Hanukkah. They are such a wonderful indulgence that my Anglican-raised husband starts making filling requests for the Hanukkah rugelach as we sit down to the table for the Jew* and I to break the Yom Kipur fast.

Start with the dough - put the following in the mixing bowl of your food processor:

1 Cup flour
1/4 Cup confectioners sugar
1 stick butter, cut into pieces
4 ounces cream cheese, cut into pieces

Pulse the processor for ten seconds at a time until the ingredients form a ball. Turn out onto a floured board and work into a ball. Divide into four equal pieces, work into balls, and flatten into discs about 6 inches in diameter, wrap in plastic wrap and refrigerate until the dough is manageable. Do this three times to make 96 pieces. You want to end up with 12 disks of dough that will yield eight cookies each.

While the dough chills, make your fillings.

Cranberry Pecan Filling

1/2 Cup pecans
1/2 Cup dried cranberries
1/4 Cup sugar
1/4 teaspoon nutmeg

With the steel chopping blade in your food processor, add all the ingredients and pulse until the ingredients have a uniform texture. Set aside, and make the other fillings.

Date-Walnut filling

1/2 Cup walnuts
1/2 Cup chopped dates
1/4 Cup sugar
1/2 teaspoon cinnamon

Process to uniform texture, set aside.

Chocolate Pecan filling

1/2 Cup pecans
1/2 Cup mini chocolate chips
1/4 Cup sugar
1/2 teaspoon cinnamon

Process for a few seconds and set aside.

Flour a glass or marble surface and roll the dough out, one disc at a time, to between 8-10 inches diameter. The thinner you roll the dough, the more delicate the cookie - but the harder the dough is to work with - and you have to roll this delicate dough around chopped nuts, so don't go thinking you are the second coming of Marie-Antoine Carême. The first time you try this, go with a diameter that is closer to 8" than 10" and has a little thicker dough to work with.

Roll out the dough on a floured surface, use a pizza wheel to make eight equal wedges. Spread 1/4 of one of the filling mixtures over the dough.

Roll cookies into crescents and transfer to a glass baking dish and bake in a 325 degree oven for 15 minutes, then check them every couple of minutes until they look like this:

Enjoy!

*****

*The Jew - after several generations of agnostic, cultural, kitchen-table Judaism that makes your average Reform congregation look orthodox, God has delivered unto our family a real live, candle-lighting, face-the-wall-and pray Jew in the person of our youngest daughter.

Fresh, hot bread for breakfast

2008-12-19T20:14:00.002-06:00

It's winter, and that means the kids don't want to get out of bed. Let me tell you how to get them up without any argument.

Buy a bread machine
Use it!

Seriously. That is all there is to it.

Not only will it get your kids out of bed, dressed and downstairs, it is just about the best breakfast you can feed them, and it takes five minutes prep time, total.

Think about it.

Before you go to bed, you put the ingredients in the machine, and you set the timer so it is done thirty minutes to an hour before they have to get up. The smell of fresh-baked bread will get them out of bed. You take a loaf of bread from the bread machine and put it on the table with the requisite fruit bowl (mine currently resides on the kitchen shelves, at a level Zoe can reach it and help herself to a piece of fruit any time she wants) and whatever spreads you and yours prefer.

Give everyone a hearty slice of warm bread, a cup of yogurt and a piece of fruit and you just gave your kids - and yourself - a head start on the day with a truly healthy breakfast.

Cranberry-Pecan Breakfast Bread

1 Tablespoon butter
1/3 Cup dried cranberries
2 Tablespoons sugar
1/2 Tablespoon lemon juice
1 teaspoon vanilla
1/2 Cup water
1/2 teaspoon salt

1 1/3 Cup flour
1/3 Cup chopped pecans
1 teaspoon nutmeg
1 Tablespoon yeast

Put ingredients in bread machine in the order listed. Set the timer so the bread is finished about a half hour before you have to get up. Go to bed.

Wake up to the smell of baking bread, and you are virtually guaranteed to have a day that doesn't suck.

Best. Oyster. Chowder. Ever.

2008-12-08T17:23:00.005-06:00

With about thirty minutes prep time, you can make a hot, thick, hearty soup from ingredients you probably have on hand.
3-4 cups butter gold potatoes, cut into 3/4" cubes
1 onion, coarsely chopped
3 cloves garlic, minced

Butter and Olive Oil to
caramelize the onion and garlic
1 pound fresh oysters, or two cans of oyster pieces

(Housewife Hint: When I see canned oysters on sale at the supermarket throughout the year, I grab them up in multiples of two. Besides, it is never a bad idea to have high-protein shelf staples on hand that need no refrigeration.)

Scrub and cube the potatoes, cover with cold water and put on a medium burner. Cook until just tender.

Caramelize the onion and garlic in a tablespoon of butter and two tablespoons of olive oil.

When the onions and garlic start to brown, toss in about a quarter to a third of a cup of flour to make a roux. Skim the just-tender potatoes out of their pot and toss with the roux.

Stir in enough chicken base to flavor about three cups of soup.

Add the oysters, including the juice they are packed in and keep stirring. Ladle in a cup or two of the water the potatoes were cooked in and keep stirring.

Slowly add about two cups of milk, stirring constantly. Season with white pepper and garlic salt, and add about a quarter cup of dried chives. Reduce heat, cover, and simmer for about ten minutes.

Serve with grated cheese and oyster crackers.

Chocolate Espresso Cake for two

2008-12-07T15:26:00.005-06:00

I made this recipe up on the fly when I wanted a special dessert for my honey one evening after he had been especially thoughtful that day, but I didn't want to make a family sized cake for two people. Double the ingredients for a springform or a 9x13 cake pan.

Dry Ingredients

1/2 C. Flour
1/3 C. Powdered Baking Coooa
1/4 t. Salt
1/2 t. Baking Powder
1/2 C. Sugar

Place dry ingredients in mixing bowl of food processor and pulse for 30-45 seconds, until thoroughly mixed. Transfer dry ingredients to a large mixing bowl and add the

Wet Ingredients:

2 Shots Espresso
1/3 C. Sour Cream
1 Egg
1 t. Vanilla
1 t. White Vinegar

Mix thoroughly until batter is smooth and transfer to a buttered-and-floured small cake pan. The one pictured is a small bundt pan that I bought nearly three years ago at Prydes Old Westport, one of the absolute best kitchen stores I have ever set foot in. Bake at 350 for about 30 minutes, or until tests done. Cool on a baking rack, turn out onto a small cake serving platter and frost.

Frosting:

1/4 cup butter
1/2 cup coconut
1/2 (8 ounce) package cream cheese
1/2 cup pecans, ground fine
1 cup powdered sugar

Mix frosting ingredients thoroughly and spread on cooled cake.

I am posting while the cake is in the oven - If I can get a decent picture of the finished product with my phone, I'll post it - I still haven't retrieved my camera from OS (Only Son) after the birthday festivities.

JJs

2008-12-06T13:03:00.004-06:00

Yesterday around midday I got a text message from our son telling me that he was picking us up in the evening and I could "get fancy if I wanted to." He is good to his word, and he arrived about 5:30 and squired us to JJ's - my favorite restaurant in the whole city.

These three pictures were taken with my phone, so they aren't that good - I will have better ones later when I get my camera back from my son.

The bar at JJs - you know the bar tab will be hefty when the liquor you are drinking comes off the top shelf.

Glenmorangie aged in a Sautern cask, on the rocks, with a club soda back. I don't drink very often, but when I do, this is what I imbibe.

Once in a blue moon I eat a few bites of pork. Like when it's bacon, wrapped around a shrimp that has been stuffed with horseradish and deep fried. My god, this appetizer is to die for!

It's my birthday - I get breakfast in bed

2008-12-05T09:32:00.007-06:00

After nearly 28 years of marriage, three kids and 72 cumulative years of parenting, we have come out the other side and remembered why we liked one another so damned much in the first place. We have also taken a vow to never eat another fish stick nor another serving of Kraft Macaroni & Cheese.

In honor of my 24th consecutive 23rd birthday, I got breakfast in bed. Let's just say that I am not the only person in this house who can cook.

Witness...

Vanilla-pear pancakes and turkey sausage!

Dice a fresh pear into approximately 1/2" cubes
Make a bastardized version of a compote from the pear by tossing in a medium hot skillet with a tablespoon of butter and toss for a couple of minutes. Add a tablespoon of lemon juice, a tablespoon of vanilla and two tablespoons of brown sugar.
Cook down for a couple of minutes.
Remove from heat.

Mix up enough pancake mix to make 6-8 pancakes, stir in the pear mixture, and make pancakes per the usual way. Serve with butter and maple syrup, and sausage links. We don't do pork in this house, so turkey - or Morningstar Farms vegetarian links - it is.

Biscuits

2008-12-04T12:59:00.005-06:00

First of all, just let me say that a food processor is a must. I have worn out two of them in 27 years of housewifing, and when the second one died a few weeks ago, I had it replaced before sundown. I don't mess around where the kitchen is concerned. How the hell else can you cut frozen butter into flour for light, fluffy biscuits that are never tough?

Exactly! You can't!

So here is my late mother-in-law's recipe for delectable, melt-in-your-mouth biscuits, improved on ever so slightly by yours truly...

Preheat over to 400 degrees.

3 C. flour
3 T. baking powder
1 T. salt
1 stick butter, cold, cut into cubes.
Buttermilk

Add the dry ingredients to the mixing bowl of the processor and pulse for 15-30 seconds to thoroughly mix the dry ingredients. Add the butter and turn on processor until the butter is thoroughly chopped up and the dry ingredients have the texture of oatmeal.

Transfer the flour and butter to a large mixing bowl and add buttermilk a little at a time until the dough forms a ball that can be patted out and cut. (Add more buttermilk if making drop biscuits, which require a wetter dough). Arrange biscuits on a baking sheet, and bake for 10-12 minutes.

No reason you can't have fun with 'em, either - When we made these biscuits for brunch yesterday, Zoe wanted to make them heart-shaped...so we did!

Baked Sole with Baby Peas, Rice Pilaf & Lemon Cream Sauce

2008-12-03T18:26:00.010-06:00

Dover Sole - one fillet per person, and a small lemon for each fillet
Near East Rice Pilaf - Why the hell would you mess with making it from scratch? This stuff rocks!
Bag of frozen peas
Lemon cream sauce

Arrange the sole in a glass baking dish, and squeeze lemons over the fillets
Sprinkle with garlic salt, lemon pepper and paprika
Bake at 350 for 12-15 minutes - fish will flake when done

Cream Sauce:
1 teaspoon butter
1/2 tablespoon olive oil
1 tablespoon flour
1 teaspoon chicken base
1 cup milk
1 teaspoon lemon juice

Make a roux from the butter, olive oil and flour, then take up your whisk and add the milk and the chicken base. When the sauce is thickened, whisk in the lemon juice.

This is Zoe's favorite dinner - and by the way - teaching a kid how to eat dinner like a civilized human being, with a napkin and the proper fork - is it's own reward when you take said kid out in public!

Welcome!

2008-12-03T13:38:00.003-06:00

What we have here is a cookbook, basically.

I have been threatening to write one for years, and I am pretty darned good in the kitchen, and the best advice I ever got came from a high school writing teacher who imparted the wisdom to "write what you know."

Well, I know cooking, so what the hell? Let's see where this thing goes...

Some of the places it will go will be the green grocer and the spice merchant in the city market. And the supermarket in Brookside. It will go to Aldi's, it will go to McGonigles, and it will go to Costco.

You will also get to know Kansas City - especially Gomer's Liquors, Gates B-B-Q, Roasterie Coffee, Wild Oats, the brewery at McCoy's Public House and Ambrosi Brothers Cutlery, the kitchen shop in my neighborhood that makes Williams Sonoma and Function Junction look like pikers and poseurs.

I'll offer tried-and-true recipes, served up with slices of life and the occasional hilarious anecdote, usually involving a kid who is now a grownup and who wishes I would get new material.